GUIDE TO UNDERSTANDING THE NEW NORMAL

   With the outbreak of the COVID-19 virus, Amerboobs across the land are reverting to pre-2016 habits. One of these habits---for those who've forgotten---is creating New Normals. What this meant was: whenever the Elites or some other gang of crooks wanted to impose an unpopular policy, they'd simply change the terminology to disguise what it really was. A good Media blitz with Academia, Big Government, and Corporate America parroting the same phrases got widespread acceptance from the dunces. A prime example was how they renamed buggery and sodomy 'gay love'; and subsequently had millions of uneducated blockheads thinking that homosexuality was a perfectly normal and healthy lifestyle. To underscore the shift in public opinion (which only took a few months to accomplish, though the MSM said otherwise); government thugs locked up County officials and suppressed businesses of persons who weren't quite in step with the changing times. And there are many, many such examples.

    Pundits are confidently asserting that the COVID-19 'crisis' has changed American Culture forever. Actually, the panic has just brought out all of the most negative and worst aspects of it; but as these things are to be celebrated and not deplored, according to the MSM. 

     As a public service, we're going to publish a handy guide to understand the New Terminology. 

     NEW NORMAL                                                    OLD NORMAL

1 Quarantine---------------------------------------------House Arrest

2 Shelter in Place----------------------------------------Curfew

3 Social Distancing--------------------------------------Agoraphobia

4 Emergency Powers------------------------------------Martial Law

5 Temporary---------------------------------------------Permanent 

6 Conspiracy Theory------------------------------------Critical Thinking

7 Global Pandemic--------------------------------------Influenza Outbreak

8 Combating Disinformation--------------------------Censorship

9 Essential Business------------------------------------Special Interest

10 Sense of Community-------------------------------Mass Hysteria 

11 Putting Lives At Risk-------------------------------Asking Questions

12 Freedom---------------------------------------------Slavery

   Hopefully this Guide will be helpful. If readers can think of additions, please let us know!