Sunday, March 26, 2017

A TRIO OF CHEERFUL STORIES

     The American Left has had a rather tough weekend, despite a temporary setback in Trump's plan to reform healthcare. If Conservatives are feeling a little discouraged now, there's always some good news.

      LOS ANGELES:



       Anarchist thugs made the mistake of trying to a attack a pro-Trump rally in Huntington Beach. This was an especially bad case of Trump Derangement Syndrome, because the black-masked bullies tried usual violent tactics against a group that outnumbered them by as much as 100-1, according to some estimates. Six Anarchists were jailed; some witnesses have reported that they begged the police to save them from the crowd.


       TUSCON:

                          

         An obvious typical Liberal voter, this unfortunate thug was caught trying to break into Miles Elementary School---for who knows what purpose. Chased by authorities, he tried unsuccessfully to hurdle a spiked security fence. So far, he's been charged with Unlawful Entry---no word on whether Indecent Exposure will be added.

        SEATTLE:


   
        We can go back to Starbuck's again; and hopefully save some American jobs. Starbuck's has announced that it's vile CEO, Howard Schultz, has been given the Pink Slip and is out on his butt effective next Sunday. No doubt the Liberal Seattle Establishment will employ him somewhere where he continue to be a menace to liberty; but at least he's out of the private sector.

         So it hasn't been a bad weekend after all...
      
 

3 comments:

  1. Schultz is out??? Well, glory be!

    There's a great picture of the guy in Huntington Beach with a big mean black police dog using his sneaker as a chew toy (with his foot still in it.)

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    1. Yes, Schultz has been threatening to resign since Election Day---probably hoping that Starbuck's would beg him to stay on and continue the 'Resistance'. This time, though, the Board called his bluff after boycotts and tanking sales, so he got the boot instead.

      Believe it or not, the Democrats are actually talking about Schultz as a challenger to Trump in 2020. I'm just picturing him and Al Franken on the same ballot...

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  2. LOL! Thanks for the chuckle. I needed that.

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