HOLLYWOOD NITWITS MOURN BAGHDADI

    It's now been confirmed by Allied Intelligence---including our original source---that Caliph Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi, the Supreme Leader of ISIS---was killed in a Coalition Operation inside Syria last weekend. Our CIA and Turkish Intelligence desire considerable credit, considering that the general consensus among the Allies was that he was already dead. 

  OK, so we all make mistakes...

  What isn't any mistake though, is that the world is a safer and better place without people like Al-Baghdadi. The rumor floating around the Middle East right now is that the Caliph faked his earlier death and went into hiding---planning to 'rise from the dead' at some future point and rally ISIS again under a 'resurrected' leader. 

   The Syrian Army has since confirmed that a few other lesser-known---but just as vicious---ISIS war criminals were killed in the same raid. I'm happy that Trump finally decided to end US intervention in Syria---which was completely illegal in the first place---and go out by destroying the terrorist infrastructure that his predecessor largely helped to create.

   Syrian President Bashir Assad boasted once that "Historically, Syria is the rock upon which empires are broken." While Assad didn't actually break the United States, his resolution and bravery did irrevocably damage the Imperialist factions within the US political structure; to wit, the Neocons and the DNC. The GOP Neocons, I think, are pretty much finished as a political force; while the Whacko Left is gnawing its collective tongues in rage as Trump is steadily emerging as the real advocate for World Peace (relatively speaking) in the US Government. 

   When the ISIS Caliphate was at the zenith of its power, it was engaged in all kinds of criminal activities: notably narcotics trafficking, White Slavery, organ harvesting, and Black Marketing commodities like weapons, oil, and gold. There's considerable suspicion among many of us that certain American Deep-State 'Elites' were involved with ISIS in these activities---both as enablers and consumers. 

   So it was that some Hollywood big shot named Jamie Lee Curtis was spouting off yesterday about Trump's accomplishment.

   Oh, really? Let me ask this of Jamie Lee Curtis: how did you feel about Obama's and Clinton's assassination of Libyan President Qaddafi? That actually was a deliberate, cold-blooded murder---committed by 'anti-war activists' Clinton and Obama. What about the brutality of sending a proxy army of international mercenaries into Libya and turning them loose on the population? Any outrage over that? As far as the qualities of dogs go; Qaddafi was no angel, but unlike Baghdadi, he was no coward, but a patriot who died fighting for Libya. And it should be noted that Qaddafi engaged in numerous humanitarian works during his lifetime and still has a loyal following in Libya; unlike Baghdadi who hasn't a single noble deed to his credit and left behind him nothing but a vastation of death and destruction.

   Apparently there was no outrage, because just a few months later, Jamie Lee Curtis was dumping thousands in campaign cash to Obama's 2012 Campaign.

 Then, John Oliver, another Hollywood hyena, chimed in: “And the thing is: It gets even worse here. Because when you give a green light to an authoritarian, terrible things can happen—and terrible things very much did.” 

 What an idiot.

    Let's talk about giving green lights to authoritarians for a moment. Does anybody recall that, when ISIS militias were first forming, that Obama ordered James Mattis to pull out of Iraq? Oliver talks a great deal about the Kurds; but Kurdistan was the first region to fall to ISIS after American forces ran away. Kurdistan was also the scene of some of ISIS' worst atrocities. Obama didn't even get re-involved in Iraq until ISIS had over-run 2/3 of the country. Or how about Obama (illegally) ordering a 'no-fly zone' over Syria? The Syrian Army's lack of air support allowed ISIS to drive them all the way back to Damascus. Or how about John Kerry's refusal to recognize Christians as a 'persecuted minority' in terms of refugee status? After that proclamation, ISIS massacred Christians all over Syria and Iraq. You won't hear this from the likes of John Oliver, but before the Civil War, the Syrian city of Raqqa had one of the largest Christian populations in the Middle East. When Raqqa was liberated, only about 100 or so Christians were found there still alive. 

   Trevor Noah, who hosts The Daily Show gave this brilliant analysis: “Now, whether you like Trump or not, you have to admit this is a big win in the fight against ISIS. But Trump is the only person who can turn a unifying occasion into a dick-measuring contest.”  

  Whatever their motives, I think it's fairly clear that the Hollywood Elite hates President Trump even more than they hate ISIS (presuming that they hate ISIS at all). I hope that some entrepreneur in the future will start a competing Hollywood---maybe even importing material from foreign studios and reproducing them in English. Hollywood is like meat that's not only past its expiration date, but gone rotten and unfit consumption as well.