RUSSIA FOILS UKRAINIAN PROVOCATIONS

     Ukraine's rump-government in Kiev is at it again. The Neo-Nazi Regime there, who seized power in a 2014 coup backed by Obama, Podesta, and Soros, has since lost the Crimean Peninsula to Russia and half the rest of the country secede and gain its independence. The Beltway has been propping up Kiev as best it can---including infrastructure and industrial invests that they've failed to make in our own country.

      Ukraine's strongman, Petro Poroshenko, was one of the few world leaders who endorsed Hilary Clinton during the 2016 campaign for her hardline anti-Russian stance and her promises to keep Obama's welfare dollars flowing into Ukraine. The Ukrainian leadership at all levels is mentally unstable, to say the least. We're talking about a government which has endorsed ideas that Jesus was a Ukrainian and the Battle of Armageddon will be fought in Crimea.

      To these ends, Poroshenko's government has formed a loose confederation of his few native sympathizers, European Skinheads, and Jihadist mercenaries into a national army, trained and equipped by the LGBTQ-friendly US Pentagon. This motley group has committed numerous crimes and is really united by its members' mutual hatred for Russia. Now Kiev has begun alleged 'missile tests' less than 20 miles from the Russian border, just outside of Crimea. Russia has responded by placing military units in Crimea and naval deployments in the Black Sea---including ABMs in case a Ukrainian missile 'accidentally' strays into Russian airspace. The missile launches are also taking place in a civilian airline corridor.

      Ukraine has had a history of accidents with their missiles, including many that they have sold to the US. The most recent case exploded on the launchpad taking with it a $10 million communications satellite.

       Thus, there have been no incidents, which seems to be annoying the Kiev Regime. Ukrainian General Vladimir Kryzhanovski stated to the press that, "We expected some kind of response from the Russians, but so far nothing is happening."

       The Pentagon and NATO have blustered about 'Russian Aggression' again, but the US Navy met with two more international humiliations, which hardly would intimidate the world-class Russian Navy. The Navy's $4.4 billion destroyer Zumwalt broke down in the Panama Canal, disrupting shipping before being towed back to California. The Panamanian government launched a formal complaint.

       This was bad enough, but then the Pajama-Boys in the Persian Gulf caused another embarrassment. While flying a Marine helicopter on patrol, the few, the proud were frightened away by an Iranian ship 1,000 yards in the distance. Our brave men and women in uniform claimed that they felt threatened when the Iranian crew was observed pointing a gun in their direction. The incident brought forth an outburst of outrage from the Rainbow Pride Pentagon---that Iran would dare enter into US Marines' safe spaces.

       In contrast, Crimean Governor Sergei Aksyonov reassured citizens of the province that they had nothing to fear from the Ukrainians, as the Russian Government was on the job. "Ukrainian leaders are always playing dirty tricks," the governor said. "But this is not dangerous to the lives and safety of our citizens. Everything will be OK; the Russian armed forces fully ensure the security of Russian citizens, and that includes Crimea."