Tuesday, February 26, 2019


    With the whackos on the Far Left becoming increasingly unhinged and violence-prone, those who are supporters of the President and good government need be especially watchful against sudden outbursts of irrational rage. Such a fate befell 23 year-old Bryton Turner of Cape Cod today during what normally would have been a pleasant lunch break.

     Turner stopped in at local Mexican diner for a refreshing respite when a fat feminist saw his MAGA hat; let out a piercing screech and crashed through the establishment like a human bowling-ball. She smacked Turner upside the head, knocking off his hat, and bellowing expletives. However, she failed to notice that four policemen were also present. It took all four of them to subdue the raging feminist as patrons and employees looked on in shock. 

     Turner videotaped the arrest and shared it on social media. Like wildlife agents pulling a beached whale back out to sea, the officers huffed and puffed as they dragged the distraught female through the door and squeezed her into a squad car. 

     “Went out with some friends trying to enjoy some dinner and drinks when this ignoramus randomly tried to hit my hat off and started yelling at me…I wasn’t going to press charges but in front of four cops she did it again so now she’s going to jail.🤷” Turner stated on Facebook.

     When the suspect had recovered her breath enough to speak to the sympathetic local press, she identified herself as Rosiane Santos of Falmouth, Massachusetts. She told the gullible reporters that: “I had a little bit to drink maybe that’s the reason that I couldn’t walk away but being discriminated for so many times in my life, I just had to stand up for myself. He’s not a victim. I am the victim. I have been bullied, OK?” And she further added that: "Bryton was a (expletive) for supporting Trump. He shouldn’t be allowed in a Mexican restaurant with that hat.”

    Awkwardly enough, however, it turns out that it was Ms. Rosiane herself who had no right to be there. Investigators discovered that she is a Brazilian national who is in the US illegally. The police turned her over to ICE for deportation as an undesirable alien. 

     That's one of the most interesting (from a clinical standpoint) as well as the most dangerous aspects of TDS attack. These paroxysms of irrational rage seem to override even the basic human instinct of self-preservation. It seems phenomenonally related to the suicide-attackers of the Middle East or the Kamikaze pilots of WW2 Japan; though more spontaneous and (so far) less lethal. TDS outbursts have resulted in lost jobs, jail time, and occasionally even trips to the hospital or the Psych Ward. This is the first case that we know of where deportation resulted, but it illustrates how utterly blind these attackers are to the consequences of their actions.

     Again, it behooves us Conservatives to be vigilant. And we should all pitch in. If you see someone in MAGA hat or shirt, check out the surroundings. Trump has our back now, we should have each others' backs too. 

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