FAT FEMINIST HAS TDS BREAKDOWN; ATTACKS MAR-A-LAGO

   With the whole Impeachment farce rapidly disintegrating, it was only a matter of time before Liberals nationwide would resume having mental breakdowns and Trump Derangement Syndrome would again rise to the surface. TDS has been recorded since 2016 in the US, though psychologists and medical doctors are at a loss to explain the phenomenon. It mostly strikes Liberals, though a few RINOs occasionally are afflicted. When TDS strikes, a seemingly typical Liberal suddenly shifts from their normal snide, passive-aggressive demeanor to inexplicably insane and often violent antics. TDS has resulted in people losing their jobs, ending up in hospitals or jails, and even occasionally committing an unintentional suicide. 

    Today an obese Feminist member of the NYC Metro Area's Arts and Croissants crowd had a TDS attack which nearly came to a violent end.

   Hannah Roemhild, a opera-singer from Connecticut and veteran of several women's marches, reportedly went berserk at Breakers Palm Beach Resort. It's not clear what triggered the TDS attack; but Roemhild ran screaming from the lounge, shouting anti-Trump slogans. She jumped on the roof of her rental car, dancing, stripping off clothes, and yelling incoherently. Police arrived, Roemhild jumped into the car and sped off in the direction of Mar-a-Lago. 

  Roemhild reached the President's home, ignored warnings to stop and crashed through two security checkpoints, nearly killing two guards in the process. The Secret Service opened fire on the car; at which point, Roemhild slammed the car into reverse and sped towards the airport. Deterred by police roadblocks, she then fled to a nearby motel and, according to WSVN-7 Miami, tried to break into a room there. Police surrounded the hysterical female, who was dragged away while shouting anti-Trump slogans and making obscene gestures at the shocked onlookers. 

  Palm Beach Police said that a second woman was taken into custody at the same time, but as of this writing we have no details. Roemhild was reportedly taken to the local police hospital to undergo drug-tests and a psychiatric evaluation. 

  A sad reminder that we never know where and when TDS will strike. But expect more such incidents as Impeachment continues to fail and Trump gains more and more support before the 2020 Elections. 

  As for President Trump, neither he nor Melania were in any danger. They were both in Washington today, and are planning to leave tonight for a weekend in Florida. While Democrats in the Senate and their followers on the street were engaging in all of this zaniness, Trump was on the job. He authorized a a new action plan to fight the Opioid Epidemic in rural areas; an Executive Order expanding resources to fight human trafficking; tightened immigration vetting processes; and imposed quarantines to prevent the spread of the Wuhan Virus. These are the kinds of things that people like Roemhild, Pelosi, and other Feminist/Left-Wing Whackos would like to stop---by force or fraud, if necessary.