OWEN ON THE PROWL; VOX DAY GETS STUNG BY TROLLS

   Cult leader Owen Benjamin apparently is being tormented day and night trying to figure who sent the police on their recent visit to his compound. Readers might recall that the Kitsap County Sheriff dropped by for a welfare check after Owen started spazzing out and making threats on his livestream. Likely, posting pics of his wife with a black eye hasn't helped matters.

   Between spouting some really goofy Conspiracy Theories, Owen has recently been emphasizing "I dindu nuffin'" on his podcasts. He even assured his followers that his belief in a Flat Earth means he's more emotionally stable; and the fact that he breast-fed until the age of seven gave him superior health and intelligence. 

 Despite all of this, his obsession with the police visit came to the fore yesterday. Now he thinks he knows who called on him---Gamma Trolls, of course. Owen was boasting on-stream that he had secret method for catching Gammas. According to him, a Gamma can't resist bragging, so they go to places like Reddit and take credit for doing it. 

   "On their stupid little chats---and we've got VFM and Bears everywhere---guys, you think that on your little Discords and your little Reddits that we don't have people reading that stuff? That's how you catch people, you idiots!"

   Apparently they haven't been very attentive lately, because today their Grand Pooh-Bah Vox Day was beside himself with rage over some e-mails he'd received mocking his recent screw-ups. Vox posted two of them, holding them up as examples of 'Gamma Behavior'. What the Supreme Dark Lord completely missed was that the whole thing was a gag. How do we know this? Because it's been openly announced on Reddit for the last week!

   
   It seems like all of those cultists who have eyes everywhere were really asleep at the switch on this one. Vox and his VFM really got stung on this one. They're still over on Vox Populi raging through the comments like it was a serious story. I guess that shouldn't be surprising considering the kinds of cornballs who actively promote this Alpha-Gamma nonsense:

    Believe it or not, this is what's being sold to people as an alternative to Liberalism and Feminism. This same bunch laughs at 'Cuckservatives' and 'Churchians' as ineffective. So far, they haven't been effective at much but making fools of themselves and getting hooted off the Internet. But that's not a bad thing; it leaves the door open for real Conservatives to do the job that needs to be done.