Sunday, January 5, 2020

VOX DAY BLOWS TOP AFTER REDDIT CHALLENGE

 Teddy Spaghetti had a rough first week as Commander-in-Chief of the Cyberwar he declared on the 28th of December. So far, the Dreaded Ilk have managed to doxx two vloggers: both of whom had made their personal information public anyway. We'll see whether or not next week the promised warrants and legal notices arrive. At any rate, the Supreme Dark Lord isn't backing down. 

  One of the fellows on Reddit, it turns out, actually did respond to Vox' ultimatum---but with a counter-proposal. He suggested that he might consider Vox' terms if Vox admitted to his minions that he'd been scamming them for years.


  Vox lost it and fired off an angry e-mail in response. After making excuses for his various scams, he concluded by saying:


   I totally enjoy it when Vox confesses that he's not a Conservative nor a Right-Winger at all. The opposite, of course, is the Left Wing---and we've been saying for a long time now that the Alt-RINO/Red Pills are just the Reactionary Left. Seriously, if that entire passage was pasted out-of-context somewhere on the Internet, 99% of Conservatives would think it was written by some mental midget in Antifa bragging about his clout with the ACLU.

  As usual. though, Teddy Spaghetti managed to put his foot in his mouth at the most inopportune moment. This is because his lieutenant, Owen Benjamin, was forced to announce to his 'Bears' that his wildly-hyped 'comedy' gig in Las Vegas had been closed. 


   Following Vox' outburst, Owen was obliged to take a milder tone during his podcast today. He gave his followers another pep-talk; urging them to be good Alphas and keep their spirits up in spite of the setback. Owen is continually claiming to be financially strapped and begging for donations in spite of having a net worth of about $800,000. Just like Vox, he's completely non-transparent about how much the Bear Cult contributes, or where the money goes. Alphas, however are always above these mundane concerns---in spite of all the lawsuits they file. 

   Owen had a recent welfare visit from the police; and these same Redditors have been speculating that the community may be concerned for his wife, Amy, who is allegedly pregnant with their third child. Owen reportedly said that she was taking antidepressants; which is hardly surprising. I've really never noticed her looking especially happy. His own substance abuse problems; his explosive temper; and his clear homosexual tendencies have probably got local law enforcement on edge. She really needs to escape before something terrible happens.


   Meanwhile, we still await the VFM and will keep everyone posted when if they back up their threats. 

   

  


  
    
   

2 comments:

  1. I remember someone saying "Vox is like the Black Knight from Monty Python...no matter how many times he gets wounded he will always deny the damage".

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    1. If this were a shooting war, it would look like the Franco-Prussian War so far, with Teddy Spaghetti as Napoleon III.

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