LESBO ACADEMIC GOES BERSERK; ATTACKS SENIOR CITIZEN

   Rie Hachiyanagi, an obese feminist art professor at Mt. Holyoke College is in the Hampshire County Jail this weekend facing charges of attempted murder after nearly beating an elderly woman to death with a stove iron before bashing her with a rock and trying to gouge out her eyes, according to Massachusetts Police.

   Hachiyanagi reportedly drove to the house of the unnamed woman---who also worked at the college---uninvited, and asked to speak to her about "a personal issue." Once inside, the art professor declared her 'love' to the elderly matron (the charges state that the victim was over 60; an aggravating factor under Massachusetts law). When the woman rebuffed her, stunned, Hachiyanagi flew into a rage and socked the old woman with a stove-poker when she turned around. One of America's stellar educators then pounced on her, bashing her with a rock and trying to gouge out her eyes with a pair of shears, screaming about 'homophobia' all the while.

   Somehow, the victim managed to call 911 during the struggle. Police arrived and dragged Hachiyanaga off to the slammer. But just remember everybody: it's men and toxic masculinity that's the real problem on college campuses---not putting sexual deviants in positions of authority. Hachiyanagi is being held without bail and will be arraigned on February 4th.

   According to Mt. Holyoke's website: 

 "Hachiyanagi’s art is driven by philosophy, conflicts among urges, and autobiographical events and social issues. She was once called a 'poet-philosopher.' Hachiyanagi’s installation/handmade paper works, such as houses of beings and Lucid Absurdity, have dealt with the correspondence between visual and textual languages, which is established upon the absurd conflicts among urges, necessities, and mortality. She draws her philosophy from Camus, Heidegger, Haiku poets, modern Japanese novelists, and ancient Chinese thinkers. Hachiyanagi’s artistic development is threaded with a series of performance works that are inspired by autobiographical events and social issues. Benevolence evoked an inner quietness with extremely slow and repetitive motions, questioning the exponential acceleration of our contemporary lives. MISEMONO: SIDESHOW dealt with cultural stereotypes and racial issues.”

  Let us all hope that this attack was "benevolence and inner quietness" enough!

  It's sort of an interesting contrast to see what Mt. Holyoke was in its early days. In 1887, one in five women who graduated from Mt. Holyoke were married to Christian ministers. In 2014, the college became the first school to admit transgender and 'non-binary' students. Somehow, one doubts that in 1887 very many Lesbians were trying to kill people for being 'homophobic' then; but in our enlightened era, being married to a Christian man is considered worse than that. Mt. Holyoke, incidentally is rated the 32nd Best College in America and has an endowment of over $770 million. 

  Police posted mugshots of the disgraced Professor, but I enjoyed watching the WWLP reporter who covered the story a lot more:

  It's just better to stay straight....