CANADA OPENS NEW SEX-DOLL RENTAL SERVICE

   Many people are under the impression that when Liberals take over a government, they drive away businesses and discourage entrepreneurship. We know from experience here on the West Coast that such an assumption is not necessarily the case. While some industries leave or go out of business; the door is opened for new, more progressive enterprises. Industries like marijuana growing; prescription drug manufacturing; gay bars; diversity enforcement agencies; trial lawyers and bail bondsmen all have seen explosive growth rates under Liberalism.

   Our once-great neighbor to the North---Canada---went down the tubes a long time ago. The country is a really big reason why we in America really need to upgrade our military and strengthen our borders; Canada's become so hopelessly weak that it's a sitting-duck for any power that desires to take it down. If they actually had anything worth taking anymore, it probably would have happened by now. 

  Now, Canada is already a significant exporter of narcotics, white slavery, and even terrorists to the United States. But one company in Calgary has come up with an exciting new development---they're now renting sex dolls. And the company---Natrl Dolls---has been doing so well that they're expanding to Vancouver where they're sure to tap into the massive market of perverts inhabiting America's Pacific Northwest. 

   For readers who don't regularly read Manosphere/Red Pill blogs, an explanation might be necessary. While technology---especially in plastics---has improved the umm...'quality' of sex dolls considerably, the cost is still prohibitive to many of these would-be Alphas; especially considering that most of them don't have actual jobs. The State-run Canadian Media pointed out that renting these ersatz ladies costs about 1/10 as much as buying one. It's even cheaper than conventional prostitution. It's actually quite the perfect set-up for most Red Pills: they can simultaneously use a woman for sex while never having to come in contact with an actual female! And best of all (from their perspective) it's cheap. 

    

    I wonder if these things are made in China? 😒 

    The owner of the rental service---who apparently was too ashamed to give his name to the press and spoke to the CBC on condition of anonymity---explained "The company will show up in a discreet car with a box that looks like it holds musical equipment. The staff follow the instructions left for them on the booking website — whether that includes dropping off the box for you to set up or setting the scene for you. They will put on makeup and spritz a bit of perfume tailored to each doll's personality."

   Yes---lest anyone think that those who rent these dolls are simply shallow, these things have umm...'personalities' too. 

  "Beyond just the physical features, like different bodies and hair and even elf ears, each doll comes with its own story and personality." Anonymous Owner explained, "Ariana, for example, is a 26-year-old bikini model from Venezuela, while Bella comes from an Icelandic clan of mushroom forest elves where women are forbidden from refusing sex to their lovers."

   And mostly importantly of all, Natrl Dolls shares Canada's commitment to diversity:
"Cameron, the sole male of the bunch, is pretty much up for anything, and while he's not as popular as the women,  he's been kept pretty busy."

   Is it just me, or does it seem like Trump wants to build a wall on the wrong border? 

  Anyway, these jokers can keep their plastic bananas. The real thing is good enough for me